Lemony Snicket returns with the last book before the last book of his bestselling A Series of Unfortunate Events. Scream and run away before the secrets of the series are revealed!

Very little is known about Lemony Snicket and A Series of Unfortunate Events. What we do know is contained in the following brief list:
– The books have inexplicably sold millions and millions of copies worldwide
– People in more than 40 countries are consumed by consuming Snicket
– The movie was as sad as the books, if not more so
– Like unrefrigerated butter and fungus, the popularity of these books keeps spreading
– Even less is known about book the twelfth in this alarming phenomenon. What we do know is contained in the following brief list:

In this book, things only get worse:
– Count Olaf is still evil
– The Baudelaire orphans do not win a contest
– The title begins with the word ‘The’
– Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.